Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Darude- Sandstorm

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Jaden McMichael

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What is long and black The unemployment line

Sophie Cameron is Gay

U ALL LIAK DIK

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

we all know sammi has a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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