Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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obama leadership

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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