So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

we all know sammi has a penis

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Obamacare haters

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

i can't stand cripple jokes

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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