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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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whats black? a black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

what is an antijoke? a type of comedy in which the joke ends in an antivlimax that it is funny in its own right GDS*

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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