- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What is cold? Winter

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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