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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Knock knock, Come in...

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

Wade's the father

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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