- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bitches be crafty.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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