If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Snausages.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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