GINGER PEOPLE

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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