- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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