A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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woman's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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