- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

poo is yummy

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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