Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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