What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...