Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

You're Adopted.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A: B: No pun intended.

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Matt Damon

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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