Knock Knock.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

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Doorbell salesman.

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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