what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What did the man with cancer do? Die

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

I was born.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Lil Wayne

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

God is real

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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