- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

You have cancer

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Where do babies come from? My garage

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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