- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

fruit salad?

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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