- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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