Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Vagina ass.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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*insert joke here*

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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