Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

An boy with ADHD walks into a

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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