knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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lol a man is drowning

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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I was born.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Lil Wayne

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