- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

WNBA

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

Minecraft.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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