So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

I hate blackniggers

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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