Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What do you call a black man? Jamal

save water shower with friends

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

What is White over Black? Society.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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