- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

A ginger was with his friends

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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