- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

I pooped my pants

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

girls lacrosse

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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