Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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1 Jew XD

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Muslim athletes.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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