How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

how now brown cow. WTF.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

You're*

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

wanna here an anti joke scroll down

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Woman.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Republicans

Spell: “This word”

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...