- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Pickles

Your social life.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Spread the net.

The 13th Amendment...

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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