how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

men, men like men= men+bed

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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