- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

KKK

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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