A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Who is a knob? ross d

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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