Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Joey mayer's face

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Cancer.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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