Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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