What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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