How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

What's worse than eating cows. Death

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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