What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

guess what? chicken butt.

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Knock Knock.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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