- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Comedy.

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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