Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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obama

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Anti Joke

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