- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A black man in a country bar.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Kathy Griffin.

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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