- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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