- Anti Joke

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?