What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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all these jokes suck ass

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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