What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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