- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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