Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Male penises.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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soccor

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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