A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

whats long and green? weed

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Justin Bieber got laid

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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