Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Poop

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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