Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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cancer

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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The Pope

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for keeps?

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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I just painted my nails. I have braces.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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#scabbers

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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