- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

split your ass cheek

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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