- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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