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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

I saw a shovel once.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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