- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! DING! Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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