A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Women's Rights.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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<=-):[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]:(-=>

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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