- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

A Frenchman stays and fights

how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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