Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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Drunk irish man

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Men, get on the boat.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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