I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Stephen Walking.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Women have the right to vote.

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Anti Joke

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