What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

What's 4+7 47

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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