When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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redtube

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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