Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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