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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Pain Olympics.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

E= McVagina

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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