- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

vbh

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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