- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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