What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

what time is it? 3:16

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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