There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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obama

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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anti jokes

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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poo is yummy

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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