What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Jerry.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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