Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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