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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

How do you spell eight? 8

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

Your mums a penis joke.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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