Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

I ponder

Samantha

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Joay impistato is a fig

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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