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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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