If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Dick spice

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

Take off your shoes.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Your social life

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

i like pie.

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

a man walks into horse bar

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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