- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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