What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

We are lawyers

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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