- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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